Fifty Shades of Alice Series by Melinda DuChamp

BEYOND FIFTY SHADES OF GREY...Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in bestselling books.BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS.. moreBEYOND FIFTY SHADES OF GREY...Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in bestselling books.BEYOND 9 1/2 WEEKS...Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.BEYOND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES...Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.BEYOND THUNDERDOME...This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life.KINKY SECRETS OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND by Melinda DuChampFollow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...Kinky Secrets of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32,000 words or 130 paper pages long.It's smart erotica for people who like to laugh... just like you.WHAT READERS ARE "This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous"A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous"Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named"Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe"I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF"You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader"My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author"Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin"I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate"Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands"My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan"I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author"Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry"I also like chocolate." - The same womanWhat are you waiting for? Read this book immediately! less

THE PULSE-POUNDING CONCLUSION TO THE BESTSELLING SERIES! Twenty-three year-old Alice is stuck in a ho-hum marriage, bored with quickie vanilla sex. So she and her husband, Lewis, sign a contract with the notorious Hellfire Club in order to inject some spice into their love life. But things get dicey when Alice's most decadent fantasies are brought to life, and she begins to fear that they'll never be allowed to leave... moreTHE PULSE-POUNDING CONCLUSION TO THE BESTSELLING SERIES! Twenty-three year-old Alice is stuck in a ho-hum marriage, bored with quickie vanilla sex. So she and her husband, Lewis, sign a contract with the notorious Hellfire Club in order to inject some spice into their love life. But things get dicey when Alice's most decadent fantasies are brought to life, and she begins to fear that they'll never be allowed to leave. The third short novel in the 50 Shades of Alice trilogy, this descent into naughtiness features the same colorful characters, kinky thrills, and offbeat humor as the previous bestselling titles. This is erotica for smart people who like to laugh. less

THERE ARE MANY MORE COLORS THAN GREYIt isn’t easy being a bar wench in 1897 Transylvania. Especially when the town is filled with boring villagers who have no idea how to show a lady a good time.When a handsome stranger shows up at Alice’s pub, claiming he just sold the creepy old castle on the hill to a wealthy Count named Dracula, it begins a lusty journey that can only lead to one ending; our heroine being completely drained... moreTHERE ARE MANY MORE COLORS THAN GREYIt isn’t easy being a bar wench in 1897 Transylvania. Especially when the town is filled with boring villagers who have no idea how to show a lady a good time.When a handsome stranger shows up at Alice’s pub, claiming he just sold the creepy old castle on the hill to a wealthy Count named Dracula, it begins a lusty journey that can only lead to one ending; our heroine being completely drained.But will vivacious Alice be drained of her sexual energy… or her blood?Join Alice on a naughty romp based on Bram Stoker’s public domain classic, written by bestselling erotica author Melinda DuChamp.FIFTY SHADES OF ALICE MEETS DRACULAThere will be sucking… less

Alice believes being in love with Count Dracula, and spending blissful days and nights in the sex dungeon of his castle, is as good as things can get.But the vampire keeps pressuring Alice to commit, and an unfair ultimatum leads her to abandon wanton carnality and travel alone to 19th Century London, into proper society where sexuality is hidden and shamed.That is, unless you are a devilishly handsome sex research scientist named Dr. Jekyll... moreAlice believes being in love with Count Dracula, and spending blissful days and nights in the sex dungeon of his castle, is as good as things can get.But the vampire keeps pressuring Alice to commit, and an unfair ultimatum leads her to abandon wanton carnality and travel alone to 19th Century London, into proper society where sexuality is hidden and shamed.That is, unless you are a devilishly handsome sex research scientist named Dr. Jekyll. When Alice joins his erotic, kinky experiments, she begins to wonder if Dracula isn't the only man who can fulfill her wildest desires and fantasies.At least until she draws the attention the bestial, overwhelming brute named Mr. Hyde…Join Alice on a naughty romp based on Robert Louis Stevenson's public domain classic, written by bestselling erotica author Melinda DuChamp. less