Bangers & Mash Series by M.M. Farmer

It’s time for the teacher’s pet to get a sizzling lesson on how to take an omega through heat…. Jesse. I wasn’t looking forward to wasting a weekend at the Bangers & Mash compound, sitting through Emergency Support Alpha training when I had no interest in actually becoming an ESA, but from the moment the course instructor, Phillip Mash, walked into the room, my alpha senses went nuts. Who in their right mind would have an omega about to go into heat teach a class full of alphas? Phillip... moreIt’s time for the teacher’s pet to get a sizzling lesson on how to take an omega through heat…. Jesse. I wasn’t looking forward to wasting a weekend at the Bangers & Mash compound, sitting through Emergency Support Alpha training when I had no interest in actually becoming an ESA, but from the moment the course instructor, Phillip Mash, walked into the room, my alpha senses went nuts. Who in their right mind would have an omega about to go into heat teach a class full of alphas? Phillip. I wasn’t born yesterday. I’d taught the Heat Support class dozens of times. And I had time before my heat started. Or so I thought. But then Jesse Armstrong had to walk through the door and set me off. I thought I could keep it together, but when the two of us were trapped just as Nature took over and turned me into a whimpering pile of slick, I had no choice but to give Jesse a hands-on crash course in taking an omega through heat. How am I supposed to teach a total newbie how to satisfy me effectively when I’m out of my mind with need? How to Train Your Alpha is the first book in the Bangers & Mash series. It’s a great start for total newbies to the omegaverse genre, and a fun introduction to a different twist on familiar tropes. However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe Also, there is no shifting in this world. less

After ten years of being the best in the business, he’s messed up in the hottest way possible…. Ty. It was supposed to be an ordinary ESA call, but when I found my incoherent omega client in distress, I had to act. And then he turned out not to be who I thought he was. Instead, Winslow Grant was everything I didn’t know I was missing and then some. The problem is, that “and then some” might be enough to obliterate my life as I know it. Winslow... moreAfter ten years of being the best in the business, he’s messed up in the hottest way possible…. Ty. It was supposed to be an ordinary ESA call, but when I found my incoherent omega client in distress, I had to act. And then he turned out not to be who I thought he was. Instead, Winslow Grant was everything I didn’t know I was missing and then some. The problem is, that “and then some” might be enough to obliterate my life as I know it. Winslow. I was just trying to keep my shambles of a life together and to keep a roof over my and my brother’s head when my first ever heat knocked the stuffing out of me. Next thing I knew, it was stuffing of a different kind when gorgeous, experienced alpha, Tybalt Martin found me right when I needed him. Ty is my hero, my champion, my alpha…but how can I ever be anything but an albatross around his neck? The Wrong Omega is a stand-alone story in the Bangers & Mash series, and it includes a case of mistaken identity, accidental bonding, the perfect mismatched mates, a face-palm of a brother, and a nail-biting climax that will keep you flipping pages! … However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe, and there is no shifting in this world. less

A first-time alpha and an experienced omega are a recipe for one beautiful, steamy disaster…. Justin. It’s my first ever heat call as an Emergency Support Alpha, and I couldn’t be more excited! I’ve been training for this, and I can totally do it. But when I show up at the client’s house to find a frazzled, single father with three kids under the age of five about to go into heat and a possessive ex in the mix? Well, I might just panic a little... moreA first-time alpha and an experienced omega are a recipe for one beautiful, steamy disaster…. Justin. It’s my first ever heat call as an Emergency Support Alpha, and I couldn’t be more excited! I’ve been training for this, and I can totally do it. But when I show up at the client’s house to find a frazzled, single father with three kids under the age of five about to go into heat and a possessive ex in the mix? Well, I might just panic a little. No one ever warned me calls could be so complicated, or that single fathers could be so sizzling. Kyle. I already have three children. I don’t need one more. Not as a result of heat, and not in the form of the newbie alpha who showed up at my door in the middle of chaos, looking hot as Hades, but with absolutely no clue whatsoever. I hired Bangers & Mash for a stress-free heat, but what I’ve ended up with is a cinnamon roll alpha who gives me all the inconvenient feels…and a vindictive ex who might just ruin my life because of it. Is Justin the missing piece in the family I’ve always longed for, or is he the excuse my ex needs to take everything I love away from me? New Alpha on the Block is a stand-alone in the Bangers & Mash series, and contains epic, unexpected enthusiasm, toys everywhere, recaptured youth, a surprise wedding, and a last-minute revelation that could blow the whole thing out of the water. However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe, and there is no shifting in this world. less

‘Tis the season for surprise heats, fake boyfriends, and landing on the naughty list…. Dan. It was looking like I might have the worst Christmas ever. I tanked a presentation at work that could cost my job, I drove my car into a snow bank on the way home for the holidays, and then my heat started while I was trapped in the mountains. The only glimmer of hope came from the tip I got to call an Emergency Support Alpha from Bangers & Mash... more‘Tis the season for surprise heats, fake boyfriends, and landing on the naughty list…. Dan. It was looking like I might have the worst Christmas ever. I tanked a presentation at work that could cost my job, I drove my car into a snow bank on the way home for the holidays, and then my heat started while I was trapped in the mountains. The only glimmer of hope came from the tip I got to call an Emergency Support Alpha from Bangers & Mash. And wow, Teddy! How could I not catch feelings? I’ve never had a stranger take my heat. Can I really do it…and then face my family afterwards? Teddy. I hated Christmas. Always had. Christmas is for families, and all I had was a famous brother who ignored me. So taking an ESA call to help an omega in distress sounded perfect. And there was something about that particular omega that I liked…a lot. But giving Dan a ride to his parents’ house ended up with me pretending to be his boyfriend. It all got out of hand before either of us could put the brakes on. How am I supposed to make like I’m Mr. Christmas…while falling hard for the very last omega I should be giving my heart to? Christmas Heat is a stand-alone in the Bangers & Mash series, and contains a lot of playing—in the snow and not in the snow, a large, colorful family that gets the wrong idea, all they want for Christmas and then some, and plenty of ho, ho, ho! However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe, and there is no shifting in this world. less

An omega who is desperate to reclaim his life teams up with an alpha with nothing left to lose…. Mads. The only thing worse than being the son of The RV King of Barrington is having my father hire an ESA for my heats because he doesn’t trust any alphas around me. I’m so tired of having my life controlled just because I messed up my college experience by trusting the wrong people... moreAn omega who is desperate to reclaim his life teams up with an alpha with nothing left to lose…. Mads. The only thing worse than being the son of The RV King of Barrington is having my father hire an ESA for my heats because he doesn’t trust any alphas around me. I’m so tired of having my life controlled just because I messed up my college experience by trusting the wrong people. But I liked Benny from the moment I met him, even though he’s not my usual ESA, and he just might be my ticket out of the mess my life has become…whether he knows it or not. Benny. I haven’t been an ESA for years, but I took this call as a favor for a friend…and because I need the money after inheriting my family’s run-down ski lodge and the problems that come with it. It was supposed to be easy, but when I end up with a runaway omega in heat, it’s all I can do to take care of Mads…as he wins me over to his plans to start a new life. Mads could be the key to keeping the lodge and turning it around…if I can keep his father from catching up with us and taking him back. Omega on the Run is a stand-alone in the Bangers & Mash series, and contains a smol omega and a BIG alpha, tricked-out van that is way too compact for that, noises in the attic, the past coming back to haunt them, and a surprising chance to prove that love conquers all! However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe, and there is no shifting in this world. less

Love is a battlefield when two bitter rivals on the battle robot circuit are stuck together during an emergency heat…. Cooper. I’ve spent the last ten years of my life fighting my way to the top of the academic world and breaking glass ceilings for omegas everywhere, and now I can’t help but feel like my bid for tenure in the Engineering department of Barrington University hinges on me winning this battle robot competition... moreLove is a battlefield when two bitter rivals on the battle robot circuit are stuck together during an emergency heat…. Cooper. I’ve spent the last ten years of my life fighting my way to the top of the academic world and breaking glass ceilings for omegas everywhere, and now I can’t help but feel like my bid for tenure in the Engineering department of Barrington University hinges on me winning this battle robot competition. And it’s just my luck that I’ve been pitted against my bitter rival, alpha Raymond Jessup, in the very first round. But that’s nothing to the fact that my heat sneaks up on me and hits at the most inconvenient time possible. And the ESA who shows up to provide emergency services? You guessed it—Ray. Ray. My dreams of owning my own electronics shop hinged on the prize money I could have won at this robotics competition, and when that weaselly omega, Cooper Plant, destroys my beloved robot, Jimmy, in the first round, all hope seems lost. At least I can pick up a few extra bucks by taking a heat call on short notice. And when that call turns out to be for Coop? Well, let’s just say this is going to be one “interesting” ESA call. But Coop and I have bigger problems when we get a second chance in the arena. Has heat changed the dynamic between us, and can we stop fighting long enough to battle a bigger enemy? Alpha Versus Omega is a stand-alone, enemies-to-lovers story in the Bangers & Mash series, and contains a brawl to end it all, robot pieces everywhere, teenage omega girls who are not to be messed with, a sweet old man who really needs to get to the point, bending the rules just a little bit, a bully who needs to be taken down, and, of course, hate schmex that turns into something else entirely. However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe, and there is no shifting in this world. less

When everything goes wrong and the world is set against him, who can a desperate omega in trouble turn to for help? Evan. I should have been careful what I wished for, because after the most amazing and torrid heat I’ve ever experienced, I certainly got it! The glittery, bubblegum pop image that the record label created for me, the one I was so ready to move away from, has been blown out of the water, because someone leaked a tape of me and the ESA I’d hired to take me through heat... moreWhen everything goes wrong and the world is set against him, who can a desperate omega in trouble turn to for help? Evan. I should have been careful what I wished for, because after the most amazing and torrid heat I’ve ever experienced, I certainly got it! The glittery, bubblegum pop image that the record label created for me, the one I was so ready to move away from, has been blown out of the water, because someone leaked a tape of me and the ESA I’d hired to take me through heat. And on top of that, despite precautions, I might have an even bigger “little” problem after that heat. I have no one to turn to but Sable, who the media is calling the “anonymous alpha”. I barely know him, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about him. Will he help me, or will he think I’ve ruined his life? Sable. I’m used to helping high-profile omega clients, but nothing could have prepared me for the media firestorm when a tape of me and Evan Mercer hit the internet. Everyone is saying Evan leaked the tape on purpose to get out of his recording contract, but when I get a tearful, panicked call from Evan, an entirely different story comes out. I will do whatever it takes to protect my omega, because Evan is mine now, even if it was just an ESA call that brought us together. I’m ready to stand by my man, and once we figure out who blasted his career and his life to bits, the gloves will come off and I’ll show the world just what it means to defend the man I love. Anonymous Alpha is a stand-alone, an omega in distress, alpha to the rescue story in the Bangers & Mash series. It contains a very good boy doing very, very bad things, the worst day ever, hidden cameras (not the good kind), an escape from the media, friends coming to the rescue, and Evan Mercer’s BIGGEST FAN EVER! !! PLEASE This is not a shifter series. But you know how the other books have had a warning that no omegas are impregnated during the course of the book? *whistles innocently*. less

It’s a race against the clock to prove that one alpha’s dream can be the salvation for omegas in heat everywhere…. Arlo. No matter what I do, I can’t catch a break. I might have been the hero of the Evan Mercer scandal in the fall, but now I can’t even find a job. The other thing I can’t do is forget the handsome, schmexy alpha scientist from Bangers & Mash who I spent one awesome day with back then. And when it turns out that Dr... moreIt’s a race against the clock to prove that one alpha’s dream can be the salvation for omegas in heat everywhere…. Arlo. No matter what I do, I can’t catch a break. I might have been the hero of the Evan Mercer scandal in the fall, but now I can’t even find a job. The other thing I can’t do is forget the handsome, schmexy alpha scientist from Bangers & Mash who I spent one awesome day with back then. And when it turns out that Dr. Steamypants needs an omega about to go into heat to test his new solo heat system, I am all about that! But is it really a good idea for the two of us to test the Heat Lightning system together when we can’t keep our hands off each other? Holden. Heat Lightning has been my dream and my life for the last ten years or more, and now the entire project might be defunded if we can’t prove it works. My only hope of keeping the dream alive is to successfully test it on an omega. When Arlo Tozzi volunteers, I can’t help but say yes. To everything. Because Arlo is everything I’ve ever wanted in an omega and then some. The sizzling attraction between us is either going to prove that everything I’ve been working toward for a decade can succeed…or it’ll destroy my career completely. Heat Lightning is a grumpy/sunshine, slight age gap, high-stakes, ticking clock romance that involves realistic-looking “devices”, desperation between the sheets, conversations overheard at a big box store, best friends in an embarrassing position, the best and worst parents ever, and a “scientific experiment” that throws protocol and procedure out the window. However, PLEASE NOTE – No omegas are impregnated in the course of this story, although it does happen in this universe, and there is no shifting in this world. less