That Super Secret Spy School I'm Not Supposed to Know About Series by J.B. Trepagnier

I did the whole adulting thing and got a job. Officially hate it.The only good thing about my awful job is that I met my best friend Jeremy, computer genius extraordinaire. He was super into this story that broke that a hacker named Hex got into something they shouldn’t. They leaked the real names of every secret agent around the globe. Like, agencies more secret than the CIA. People just started disappearing.But something else popped up. Online ads for correspondence courses to become a spy... moreI did the whole adulting thing and got a job. Officially hate it.The only good thing about my awful job is that I met my best friend Jeremy, computer genius extraordinaire. He was super into this story that broke that a hacker named Hex got into something they shouldn’t. They leaked the real names of every secret agent around the globe. Like, agencies more secret than the CIA. People just started disappearing.But something else popped up. Online ads for correspondence courses to become a spy. And I hate my job enough to take a loan and sign up for one.I barrel my way through them, but a lot of the stuff they want you to do, like learning how to fight and shoot a gun require money my broke ass just doesn’t have, so I wing it. My downstairs neighbor is now trying to get me evicted and every pigeon in New York is following my every movement, but I’m determined to see this through. I finish the course and apply for a job at one of the companies from the leak.Apparently, spies do not become spies from a six week online course, learning to shoot with a potato gun on the roof of their apartment, and dance aerobics with punching and kicking is not the same as a blackbelt. But the Boss, who just mysteriously goes by Boss, was watching my interview and thinks I have moxie. So, now I start real spy school and it’s brutal. All the spy names here are color coded. Agent Green is my trainer. He’s this massive beast of a man who could crack my skull with those thighs, but he’s kind of a teddy bear.There’s only one agent here who wasn’t affected by the leak, so sometimes, I have to go out on easy missions. I may have accidentally barfed on someone, but no one is perfect and I’m still learning. Agent Red is crabby pants about being the only agent left and being stuck with me. .I was just supposed to be his arm candy one night, but an evil hairless cat named Horace managed to win Agent Red to my side and promote me to lead on this case.I have no idea what I’m doing and I’ve barely started learning, but I may be able to save the world anyway because this botanist really likes my feet.This is a Why Choose romance with 3 love interests where she doesn't have to pick less

I was hoping to focus on my training, but the bad guys are gonna bad and we have a lead on Hex.I thought my insurance days were long behind me, but as we got closer to Hex, we found the forum where the bounty was posted that ruined a ton of people’s lives. We arrested Jeremy’s old boss, but the dude is like gas station food farts. He kind of lingers after he’s gone... moreI was hoping to focus on my training, but the bad guys are gonna bad and we have a lead on Hex.I thought my insurance days were long behind me, but as we got closer to Hex, we found the forum where the bounty was posted that ruined a ton of people’s lives. We arrested Jeremy’s old boss, but the dude is like gas station food farts. He kind of lingers after he’s gone.So we are all going undercover in Bailey’s old stomping grounds in New Orleans to stop some mass scale insurance fraud that may lead us to Hex. Luke isn’t an agent, but he’s with us for training and just in case Bailey’s ex finds out she’s here and gets any stupid ideas.New Orleans is wild and I’m not even talking about Bourbon Street. less

Well, we found Hex. And we know who Baba Yaga is.Baba Yaga was a pretty prolific spy. She knows how to disappear and she has funding. Baba Yaga has probably long ditched the identity she was given when we thought she was a victim. Finding her is going to be the hardest thing we've ever done. Especially since everyone on my team except Bailey and Casper quite literally just got hired.But she used to be one of us and there are people here who knew a certain version of her. We can do this... moreWell, we found Hex. And we know who Baba Yaga is.Baba Yaga was a pretty prolific spy. She knows how to disappear and she has funding. Baba Yaga has probably long ditched the identity she was given when we thought she was a victim. Finding her is going to be the hardest thing we've ever done. Especially since everyone on my team except Bailey and Casper quite literally just got hired.But she used to be one of us and there are people here who knew a certain version of her. We can do this.The release date for this will be pushed up. less