My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! Series by Eden Redd

Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want.When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away... moreJon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want.When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, some cursing, cotton candy, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a witch and there might be a giant monster somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want. When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away... moreJon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want. When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, some cursing, cotton candy, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a witch and there might be a giant monster somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

A pirate's life for me! Jon, Lilly and the rest of the crew try and adjust to their new life and new relationships but all is not as simple or innocent as it seems. An old friend from Lilly's past arrives to give secret information from the elven realm of Aquris. Information that could change their very lives if they don't act on it... moreA pirate's life for me! Jon, Lilly and the rest of the crew try and adjust to their new life and new relationships but all is not as simple or innocent as it seems. An old friend from Lilly's past arrives to give secret information from the elven realm of Aquris. Information that could change their very lives if they don't act on it. Jon will have to uncover more about his own strange abilities, help the beautiful Captain and take on a secret mission while navigating the many pitfalls of dating pirate elves. Can Jon and the crew of elves thwart a darkness while their very lives and copious amounts of rum hang in the balance? My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! contains humor, outlandish adventure, everyday life, some cursing, dating, swashbuckling, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a cleric and there might be a dragon somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

Avast! There be more than monsters in these waters.Jon, Lilly and the crew find themselves trapped in the elven realm of Aquris. Unable to reach the portal that would take them back to Urth, they must sail into dangerous waters and think of a way to get back to Jon's realm in one piece... moreAvast! There be more than monsters in these waters.Jon, Lilly and the crew find themselves trapped in the elven realm of Aquris. Unable to reach the portal that would take them back to Urth, they must sail into dangerous waters and think of a way to get back to Jon's realm in one piece.Can the crew of the Dark Heart survive a sinister plot, monsters and a mysterious power none have seen in eons? Will their honor and values be strong enough to return home and fight the iron grip of the Empire? Will Lilly keep her crew together as they face insurmountable odds? Will Jon discover another piece of his destiny and get his boxers back?My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! contains humor, outlandish adventure, sea battles, some cursing, crab soup, swashbuckling, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a scantily clad elven scholar and there might be a behemoth somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

Dead elves tell no tales.Jon, Lilly and the crew of the Dark Heart return to Urth by the skin of their teeth, not sure what the future will hold for the band of pirates. With two new members of the crew, a book written in ancient dragon tongue, a primordial myth, and dangerous spies everywhere, the crew must come together to confront enemies on Urth and from the Aquris realm... moreDead elves tell no tales.Jon, Lilly and the crew of the Dark Heart return to Urth by the skin of their teeth, not sure what the future will hold for the band of pirates. With two new members of the crew, a book written in ancient dragon tongue, a primordial myth, and dangerous spies everywhere, the crew must come together to confront enemies on Urth and from the Aquris realm.Will Jon overcome a desperate battle between his honor and the pirate life? Will Lilly find an ancient treasure that none have seen since the age of dragons? Will the crew overcome their differences between the old and new crew members? Will Jon keep his brand new car and his sanity when both worlds come crashing down on him and those he loves?My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, a lot of cursing, an expedition on the high seas, pointed ears, magical cannons, sharp teeth, a mage, and there might be a few giant monsters somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

You're off the edge of the map, elf. Here there be monsters.A mysterious ancient dragon city discovered, a pirate crew on the edge of greatness, and a lone man caught in the middle of two worlds. Jon, Lilly and the crew must bring together every drop of power, skill and cunning to strike back at the Illuminous Empire.But, all is not elven rum and sea lilies. Jon wrestles with his growing power. Lilly must navigate between protecting her crew and turning the tide against the Empire... moreYou're off the edge of the map, elf. Here there be monsters.A mysterious ancient dragon city discovered, a pirate crew on the edge of greatness, and a lone man caught in the middle of two worlds. Jon, Lilly and the crew must bring together every drop of power, skill and cunning to strike back at the Illuminous Empire.But, all is not elven rum and sea lilies. Jon wrestles with his growing power. Lilly must navigate between protecting her crew and turning the tide against the Empire. The crew must band together while their very lives are on the line. Can Jon, Lilly and the crew keep their wits as they fight the iron grip of the Empire? Will their bond stay true, even when blood is spilled? Will Jon understand his destiny before all the rum is gone?My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, undead, secrets to be discovered, pointed ears, magical cannons, sharp teeth, a blind cleric, and there might be a few imperial monsters somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers,18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less