Adorable Psychos Series by Isabel Jordan

You know those love stories that start with adorable meet cutes? Yeah, that didn’t happen here…. Tenley Taylor needed a way out of town that didn’t leave a paper trail. After all, getting caught by the cops with her bag of stolen diamonds would totally suck. Enter Knox Wilder. He was the ideal mark. Fresh-out-of-prison. Easy to manipulate. So, she was fairly surprised when he kidnapped her. Or did she kidnap him? The way it all went down was kinda blurry... moreYou know those love stories that start with adorable meet cutes? Yeah, that didn’t happen here…. Tenley Taylor needed a way out of town that didn’t leave a paper trail. After all, getting caught by the cops with her bag of stolen diamonds would totally suck. Enter Knox Wilder. He was the ideal mark. Fresh-out-of-prison. Easy to manipulate. So, she was fairly surprised when he kidnapped her. Or did she kidnap him? The way it all went down was kinda blurry. Anyhoo, Knox needed a bride to claim his inheritance. And helping him—for a fee—seemed like a great idea. Which is how she ended up in a fake relationship with a grumpy, rudely sexy ex-con who crossed all the boundaries partners in crime should have. Now, everything is messy, because somehow, she managed to break her golden rule. She started to like her mark. Unfortunately, he likes her, too. He says he wants to get to know the real Tenley. But that’d be bad, right? Especially since she’s not even sure she knows who that is anymore…. Criminals Need Love Too is a fun, light, snarky romantic comedy full of witty banter, wacky hijinks, and spicy times. Trope mapMorally grey heroineEx-con heroGrumpy sunshine romanceOnly one bed Fake relationshipForced proximity. less

Sometimes a bad guy is exactly the kind of hero you need…. No one sends a mafia hitman after a florist. That’s what Lark Shaw had always assumed. Oh, how wrong she’d been. Almost dead wrong. Thankfully, Ren Solace showed up in all his grumpy, tattooed, disturbingly hot glory to whisk her away to safety when she needed him most. In fact, his timing was a little too good. Probably because he’d apparently been stalking her. For years... moreSometimes a bad guy is exactly the kind of hero you need…. No one sends a mafia hitman after a florist. That’s what Lark Shaw had always assumed. Oh, how wrong she’d been. Almost dead wrong. Thankfully, Ren Solace showed up in all his grumpy, tattooed, disturbingly hot glory to whisk her away to safety when she needed him most. In fact, his timing was a little too good. Probably because he’d apparently been stalking her. For years. Turns out he’s also a hacker with a genius-level IQ and an impressive criminal resume. And he wants to use his considerable, um, assets to protect her. Now, Lark’s in forced proximity with her entirely too sexy savior, trying to figure out how she offended the mafia and evade an assassin. This should be the scariest thing she’s ever faced. But the messy, complicated feelings she’s developing for Ren? For some reason, those are way scarier…. Bad Guys Need Love Too, book 2 in the Adorable Psychos series, is a light, spicy, hilarious contemporary rom com that can be read as a standalone. It features a cinnamon roll stalker, a heroine who is stronger than she realizes, a multi-lingual dog (long story), plus all the snarky, witty banter and grumpy/sunshine yummy goodness you’ll ever need. Download today for criminally good romantic escapism. less

No one ever talks about what happens AFTER you accidentally kidnap a mob boss…. River Lang was in trouble. See, her ex left her with more than trust issues—he also saddled her with his debt. To the Russian mafia. But they said they’d let her off the hook if she agreed to tempt a rival mafia man into their trap. Easy enough. Until she grabbed the boss of the entire Italian mafia by mistake. Nico Fortunado is rich. Powerful. Unfairly sexy... moreNo one ever talks about what happens AFTER you accidentally kidnap a mob boss…. River Lang was in trouble. See, her ex left her with more than trust issues—he also saddled her with his debt. To the Russian mafia. But they said they’d let her off the hook if she agreed to tempt a rival mafia man into their trap. Easy enough. Until she grabbed the boss of the entire Italian mafia by mistake. Nico Fortunado is rich. Powerful. Unfairly sexy. He could’ve turned her over to the Russians, but for some reason, he protected her. By telling the Bratva she was his fiancée. Now, River’s facing a marriage of convenience—or maybe an arranged marriage? —to an obnoxiously hot mafioso who is more than willing to make her, um, happy, but doesn’t think he’s capable of falling in love. Sound like a recipe for a broken heart to you? Yeah. River thought so, too…. Mafia Men Need Love Too, book 3 in the Adorable Psychos series, is a light, snarky, hilarious contemporary rom com that can be read as a standalone. It features a morally grey hero, a wildly quirky heroine, a cussing parrot (long story) and all the witty banter you can handle. Download today for a criminally good time. Trope Map. :. Morally grey hero. Mafia romance. Arranged marriage/marriage of convenience. Some spicy times. Snarky, witty banter. Accidental kidnapping. No 3rd act breakup. less