SOS Hotel Series by Ariana Nash, Adam Vex

Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (Definitely no murders). *. A scandalous ex-porn-star demon, and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar . . . But this is no joke. It’s opening day at the SOS Hotel, and that lust demon? He’s my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The suave, billionaire vampire however? He’s something else . . moreGuaranteed a supernaturally safe stay! (Definitely no murders). *. A scandalous ex-porn-star demon, and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar . . . But this is no joke. It’s opening day at the SOS Hotel, and that lust demon? He’s my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The suave, billionaire vampire however? He’s something else . . . Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it’s all I have, and I’m going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel . . . The SOS Hotel must thrive, whatever the cost. Because if it fails, I’ll lose everything. Including my life. My name is Adam. I’m just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely, do not have any secrets. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong? Warning: SOS Hotel is a wild ride with adult content, dry humor, gratuitous sex, drugs, alcohol, explicit scenes and language, multiple murders, way-too-much swearing, morally corrupt good guys, vicious bad guys, everyone is a sociopath, and holding it all together is one definitely-not-dangerous human. Oh, and it's MMM, because it wants to be. less

Book 2. Friendly Sanctuary for the Fiendishly Fabulous. *Days since last murder: 0. It’s been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going . . . great. Apart from the detective who’s dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and . . . did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn’t mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy... moreBook 2. Friendly Sanctuary for the Fiendishly Fabulous. *Days since last murder: 0. It’s been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going . . . great. Apart from the detective who’s dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and . . . did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn’t mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy. He also neglected to mention that his wife wants my head on a plate. Literally. This is not the love-triangle I was expecting. If Reynard lied about that, what else is a lie? Is Zee right, and Lord Reynard wants our hotel? Or is it something more personal he desires, such as my heart? My name is Adam Vex. I’m totally, one hundred percent human. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. Where it’s about to get weird-er. SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. 18+ only. You'll find dark humor abounds, plus explicit language and sex. If you don't like the f-word, or sex, with a little murder thrown in, do not read these books. There will be triggering content for some. Proceed with caution. Have a great stay! less

The third book in the SOS Hotel series. .. Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, shadowbeast in the attic, vampire threats, and psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died… in a few days... moreThe third book in the SOS Hotel series. .. Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, shadowbeast in the attic, vampire threats, and psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died… in a few days. All I have to do is hold it all together, keep every guest safe, not mention the body in the flowerbeds, and maybe we’ll last another week? 
But Sebastien has demanded Zee return to the club, or he’ll hurt more demons. Sebastien has become a big problem. And problems, like gremlins, have a habit of multiplying at the SOS Hotel. I promised Zee I’d stay out of his other life. But I can’t—won’t watch Sebastien mistreat him. I might be a boring, average, harmless human, but even I have my limits. Plus, I’ve got a vampire on my side. Lord Reynard has a knack for getting answers out of people… Together, we’re going to find a way to break Sebastien’s hold over Zee, even if part of our plan involves an evening of la mort d’amour at Razorsedge. Reynard says we’re not going to do anything risky. But I kind of, maybe, just a little bit… want to? Trust me. I’m Adam Vex. Totally normal human. It’s all going to turn out just fine. I’m absolutely certain I have everything under control. Probably. 
Welcome to the SOS Hotel. SOS Hotel is a whacky adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. 18+ only. You'll find dark humor, explicit language and sex throughout the books. If you don't like the f-word, sex, some minor murders, or a few questionable pies thrown in, do not read these books. There will be triggering content for some, including sexual coercion. Proceed with caution. Have a GREAT stay! less

Book #4 in the hilarious SOS Hotel series. Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual. Tom’s being nice. We should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm him (literally). No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel’s measly profits are dwindling by the day. Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back. But don’t worry... moreBook #4 in the hilarious SOS Hotel series. Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual. Tom’s being nice. We should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm him (literally). No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel’s measly profits are dwindling by the day. Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back. But don’t worry. Zee says saving Tom should be a walk in the park for us. Turns out, that walk in the park is more like a road to hell. My name is Adam Vex. I'm your average and mundane, human host. Welcome to another crazy day at the SOS Hotel. less

Closed for gremlin extermination. ..

My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it’s not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn’t find out. It’s probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘accident’ at the vampire chapel. But one little date won’t hurt. We deserve some time off... moreMy big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it’s not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn’t find out. It’s probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘accident’ at the vampire chapel. But one little date won’t hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It’s not as though we’ll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco. What is Adam Vex? Why would any of that happen? ! My name is Adam Vex and I'm your host at the SOS HOTEL, where we offer luxury to die for (Luxury not guaranteed). *. Warning. : SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find kinda unsettling. The books also contain the BEST F*CKING DEMON there ever was, the worlds most useless vampire who has a weird-ass thing for Swedish furniture, and a 100% human (not sus) who is super nice and deserves to have nice things. less

An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world. .. It's probably our fault your world is doomed, if I'm honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we're not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills. You know, just in case. . moreAn ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world. .. It's probably our fault your world is doomed, if I'm honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we're not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills. You know, just in case. .. My name is Adam Vex, and I'm definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x demons, one shadow beast, a sassy AI bartender, and some uncontrollable gremlins, we're all you've got. Welcome to the end of the world at the SOS Hotel. We hope you enjoy your final resting place. *. SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable, including frogs. There will likely be a few instances of unaliving, a whole lot of swearing (Zee does not have a profanity filter), and Sebastien being Sebastien. If you haven't read the previous books, definitely do not start here. This is the final book in the series. less

It's the end! Again. Being on the road has been fun an' all (no, it hasn't). Van life is awesome (it sucks, there's no room for my fabulousness). But all good things must end, according to Fancy Fangs. He's wrong. Good things should last forever. Just so long as me, Victor and Adam don't end, right? So after we solved a burly werewolf murder, got ourselves mixed up with an evil luxury hotel, we're now in Florida! Sun, sea, and. .. the troll mafia, a trap we walked right into, and did I mention... moreIt's the end! Again. Being on the road has been fun an' all (no, it hasn't). Van life is awesome (it sucks, there's no room for my fabulousness). But all good things must end, according to Fancy Fangs. He's wrong. Good things should last forever. Just so long as me, Victor and Adam don't end, right? So after we solved a burly werewolf murder, got ourselves mixed up with an evil luxury hotel, we're now in Florida! Sun, sea, and. .. the troll mafia, a trap we walked right into, and did I mention. .. THERE'S F*CKING FROGS HERE? ! We all gonna die. *. SOS HOTEL 10: End of the Road, is the end of the road for our hotel threesome. If you've read all nine previous books, you'd be silly not to read this one, the last ever one - for real this time. Our terrible trio are more powerful than ever, but so is Adam's wicked brother. The epic showdown is here. less