The Annoying Hot Bosses Club Series by J. S. Cooper

Dear Grumpy Horrible Boss,You suck as a lawyer. I don’t even know how you passed the bar. Just in case you didn’t know, you can’t fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract.As soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days... moreDear Grumpy Horrible Boss,You suck as a lawyer. I don’t even know how you passed the bar. Just in case you didn’t know, you can’t fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract.As soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days. You must be dreaming if you think I’m going to be working 6am-9pm for the next month just so you won’t report me to HR. Go ahead and report me.See if I care Mr. Wanna-be hotshot playboy lawyer. You’re not that hot and I do not want you.Also, stop emailing me at night with lists of to-do’s.Your not very well paid assistant,Lila HavershamLila,I hope you can count to infinity because that’s how many more days you’re going to be working for me. If your acting is as good as your dancing, you’re not going to be making it anytime soon.Five words of Don’t quit the day job.Your very well paid and handsome boss,Max SpectorP.S. A new phone will be arriving tonight so we can communicate via text and not email. Or if you’d rather, we can communicate from my bed. Or do you not remember our conversation from Saturday night? less

Dear Sir/Madam,I would like to nominate my jerkface of a boss, Kingston Chase for the worst boss of the year award. I don’t know if that’s a category at your esteemed paper as yet, but if not, it should be.Yours Sincerely,Skye ReddingSkye,You do realize you sent this to me, your boss, right?Not Amused,Kingston ChaseKingston,Maybe if you cracked a smile some days, you wouldn’t be the monster that you are.SkyeP.S. And of course I realized... moreDear Sir/Madam,I would like to nominate my jerkface of a boss, Kingston Chase for the worst boss of the year award. I don’t know if that’s a category at your esteemed paper as yet, but if not, it should be.Yours Sincerely,Skye ReddingSkye,You do realize you sent this to me, your boss, right?Not Amused,Kingston ChaseKingston,Maybe if you cracked a smile some days, you wouldn’t be the monster that you are.SkyeP.S. And of course I realized. I was just giving you a heads up before I actually submit something.Skye,Just so you know, you never have to let me know before you want to give me head...a heads up.KingstonThis was the email exchange after one week at my new job. Not even I could have predicted where this was going. I had no idea just how much Kingston Chase would change my life. less

Dear Remington Parker,You may think you’re the handsome prince of the law firm and I’m your dutiful wench, but I’m here to say I’m not here to be your plaything.Yes, you’re handsome-ish.Yes, you’re a partner at the firm.Yes, I’m your ugly duckling assistant.But no, I’m not desperate and I don’t want you.I have no interest in being the nanny to your newly found kid when you want to go on dates.And I have even less interest in your offer to teach me the ways of the world... moreDear Remington Parker,You may think you’re the handsome prince of the law firm and I’m your dutiful wench, but I’m here to say I’m not here to be your plaything.Yes, you’re handsome-ish.Yes, you’re a partner at the firm.Yes, I’m your ugly duckling assistant.But no, I’m not desperate and I don’t want you.I have no interest in being the nanny to your newly found kid when you want to go on dates.And I have even less interest in your offer to teach me the ways of the world.In fact, after my makeover, I’m pretty sure I’ll have plenty of men wanting to help me discover the joys of companionship. I do not need your crumbs.Yours Sincerely,Juniper HardmanI never have predicted how Remington Parker would react after he got my email and saw my makeover. less

Dear Mr. Gallagher,I do not need this job. In fact, I will remind you that I’m doing you a favor. I am working for you only because I don’t want you to inflict your grumpiness on my friends any longer. I am a strong, confident woman and know how to put men like you in their place.I won’t succumb to your flirtations or your attempts to try and shock me. I am not impressed by your six-pack or your six-figure bank account... moreDear Mr. Gallagher,I do not need this job. In fact, I will remind you that I’m doing you a favor. I am working for you only because I don’t want you to inflict your grumpiness on my friends any longer. I am a strong, confident woman and know how to put men like you in their place.I won’t succumb to your flirtations or your attempts to try and shock me. I am not impressed by your six-pack or your six-figure bank account. I suggest you realize that I am out of your league in so many ways, it’s not even funny.Concentrate on your business endeavors, and I will concentrate on completing your projects on time.Your assistant for a short time,Elisabetta FrancoElisabetta,I can feel how much you're aching for me to take you on a date through this computer screen. In an attempt to be The six-pack is an eight-pack.The six-figure bank account is actually nine figures.Are you awarding me the Grumpy Boss of the Year award?Because, darling, trust me, there are other awards I’d much rather earn.Your boss, here for a good time,Liam GallagherAs I stare at Liam’s email, there is one thing I know to be true in my life. I never should have accepted a job working for this jerk of a man. I am very much a goldfish swimming in shark-infested waters. less