Crimson Cartel Chronicles Series by Jess Winters

I am so screwed up! I get drunk as can be and before I know it, I’m about to go to a hotel room with two guys at the same time. I don’t want to but I’m too drunk to form words! And then, a perfect man rescues me. He’s sexy and mysterious and dark. He gets me away from the others. He takes me to his hotel but not to take advantage of me. He’s like a knight in shining armor for me. It’s a whirlwind night, a perfect night. Of course, in the morning I’m sober... moreI am so screwed up! I get drunk as can be and before I know it, I’m about to go to a hotel room with two guys at the same time. I don’t want to but I’m too drunk to form words! And then, a perfect man rescues me. He’s sexy and mysterious and dark. He gets me away from the others. He takes me to his hotel but not to take advantage of me. He’s like a knight in shining armor for me. It’s a whirlwind night, a perfect night. Of course, in the morning I’m sober. When I get out of the shower, I discover it’s my ex-boyfriend! FML! What’s going to happen now? Do I give him a second chance? Actually… I guess I’m the one who needs a second chance. Will I get it? less

I can’t believe I lose my footing while I’m balancing on my fence. I fall off the side but I manage not to land on the ground because my leg gets caught between the fence boards. I’m wearing a sundress. What that means is my dress comes down over my shoulders and I’m on display for the neighborhood, covered up only by my skimpiest pair of panties! Then, suddenly, my very sexy next-door neighbor is there... moreI can’t believe I lose my footing while I’m balancing on my fence. I fall off the side but I manage not to land on the ground because my leg gets caught between the fence boards. I’m wearing a sundress. What that means is my dress comes down over my shoulders and I’m on display for the neighborhood, covered up only by my skimpiest pair of panties! Then, suddenly, my very sexy next-door neighbor is there. He rescues me but how will I ever get past the humiliation? There wasn’t very much left to my mafia neighbor’s imagination, and I’ve had a crush on him forever. How could he want me now that I’ve been so obviously stupid and clumsy? FML! less