Exorcising Midlife Demons Series by Rachael Stapleton

Do you feel like a Salty Witch? Is your Hellish Husband getting you down? Master your Midlife and Exorcise your Demons in Bohemian Lake. That’s right, here at Camp Karma, we believe exorcising the demons from your life is just as important as exercising your body. What are you waiting for… Master that Midlife now!Wily Widower, Evangeline Montgomery doesn’t suffer fools—at least not if she can help it. She’s juggling two teens, and yet another broken heart... moreDo you feel like a Salty Witch? Is your Hellish Husband getting you down? Master your Midlife and Exorcise your Demons in Bohemian Lake. That’s right, here at Camp Karma, we believe exorcising the demons from your life is just as important as exercising your body. What are you waiting for… Master that Midlife now!Wily Widower, Evangeline Montgomery doesn’t suffer fools—at least not if she can help it. She’s juggling two teens, and yet another broken heart. Seeing the magic in life is a luxury she just doesn’t have, or is it?When her friends convince her to help them with a new start-up retreat, she quickly realizes that helping other middle-aged women in crisis is healing her own wounds, but there’s more to this new campground than meets the eye. Turns out Bohemian Lake isn't your average lake town—it’s a haven for witches.We Know the CHANGE can be hard, that's why we invite you to come to Camp. Make some midlife magic with us.It's your life.Yeah, it's now or never.You ain't gonna sweat forever.We know you just want to hex everything alive.It's… your… mid..life...New Paranormal Women's Fiction Series!#PWFScroll up and Click to Read!Book Two Burn Bright like a PyreBook Three Exorcise your Monsters less

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been hiding. From what... love, magic, my father who tried to sacrifice me to a goat... who can say? All I know is that baggy clothes and thick frames made me an invisible woman, and for the most part, I liked it that way. After all, the divorcees at Aunt Birdie’s kooky camp were always telling me women become invisible as they aged. I simply had a head start.Then I hit forty and no longer wanted to hide. As a matter of fact, I wanted more magic in my life... moreFor as long as I can remember, I’ve been hiding. From what... love, magic, my father who tried to sacrifice me to a goat... who can say? All I know is that baggy clothes and thick frames made me an invisible woman, and for the most part, I liked it that way. After all, the divorcees at Aunt Birdie’s kooky camp were always telling me women become invisible as they aged. I simply had a head start.Then I hit forty and no longer wanted to hide. As a matter of fact, I wanted more magic in my life. A ridiculous notion, considering I’d run from the campground in the first place. But maybe I’d been jealous. I'd never had any magic of my own which was all I was trying to demonstrate when I snuck into my great aunts’ somewhat possessed house and accidentally let the evil out of the lamp.Now at forty-four, I can see clearly. I’ve somehow fixed my DNA, my ex-husband is obsessed with me, and I’m no longer invisible to my lifelong crush but am I also in danger? Turns out I was quite possibly invisible for a reason?Drawn together by a wacky women’s retreat, and bound by something supernatural, these women quickly discover what brought them to Camp Karma is more than just hot flashes, and horrible husbands.If you’re into Gen-X heroines and campy humour, then you will love this new PWF series, perfect for fans of K.F. Breene, Louisa West, Jennifer L. Hart and/or Renee Brume. Get it now!It's your life.Yeah, it's now or never.You ain't gonna sweat forever.We know, you just want to hex everything alive.It's… your… midlife.New Paranormal Women's Fiction Series. Scroll up and click now to read! less

I’m much too young to be this damn old. I finally understood the saying. Sadly it took a car accident, a brain injury, and a hysterectomy to give me clarity. What a trifecta! Regardless, I’m now questioning everything I ever knew about my life—my seemingly perfect life as a stay-at-home-wife. I love jeans but my closet is full of dresses. I want to tear down walls and wallpaper everything but I don’t even own a hammer... moreI’m much too young to be this damn old. I finally understood the saying. Sadly it took a car accident, a brain injury, and a hysterectomy to give me clarity. What a trifecta! Regardless, I’m now questioning everything I ever knew about my life—my seemingly perfect life as a stay-at-home-wife. I love jeans but my closet is full of dresses. I want to tear down walls and wallpaper everything but I don’t even own a hammer. Who am I? I’m not the domestic stay-at-home-goddess, my doting husband thinks me to be.As a matter of fact, I’m suffocating in this house and the feeling of being trapped in a life that isn’t mine worsens with every hot flash I get. So does the urge to take a power tool to him in his sleep. But is it only the head injury, or have I actually been kidnapped and brainwashed? Some days, I suspect I don’t think for myself and when Theodore threatens to put me back in the psychiatric ward, I decide to take my little girl and run.Thankfully the voice in my head leads me to an abandoned house at the edge of a campground in Bohemian Lake where for the first time in my life I realize what some call crazy, these women call magic.But have I really escaped this time or is this all just another trick of the mind?Drawn together by a women’s retreat, and bound by something supernatural, these women quickly discover what brought them to Camp Karma is more than just hot flashes, and horrible husbands.If you’re into Gen-X heroines and campy humour, then you will love this new PWF series, perfect for fans of K.F. Breene, Louisa West, Jennifer L. Hart and/or Renee Brume. Get it now! less