Soup’s meant to banish the sniffles, not summon steamy chaos!When Nali’s attemp at alphabet soup becomes a gateway to trouble, she finds herself face-to-face with a sexy demon straight from her nightmares.Or is it her dreams?Join Nali on a wild, noodle-fueled adventure as she navigates an accidental summoning, jumps into spicy encounters with a demonic hunk with horns, and brings a whole new definition to 'hot water' in this hilariously steamy tale of magic gone deliciously wrong... moreSoup’s meant to banish the sniffles, not summon steamy chaos!When Nali’s attemp at alphabet soup becomes a gateway to trouble, she finds herself face-to-face with a sexy demon straight from her nightmares.Or is it her dreams?Join Nali on a wild, noodle-fueled adventure as she navigates an accidental summoning, jumps into spicy encounters with a demonic hunk with horns, and brings a whole new definition to 'hot water' in this hilariously steamy tale of magic gone deliciously wrong.Help! I Summoned A Sexy Chaos Demon By Accident is the first in the Match Made In Hell trilogy. It’s intended for readers 18+ and features explicit language and scenes, a feisty FMC, a gorgeous but troublesome MC, devilishly fun uses of horns and tails, and a love story that’ll squeeze your heart._____________________________________________“Zil-gurgle.” A snort escaped me at my sad attempt to read the words swirling in the giant pot of simmering alphabet soup. “Zil-i-grig. No, that’s not it. Zwil-griffon?”A bubble from the boiling broth popped, splashing onto my skin, and I yanked back with a yelp. I rubbed at the spot while glaring at the letters that pushed together. It was probably just the cold medicine but I couldn’t seem to stop trying to pronounce the strange combination of pasta.“Zig-rig-fil…zzzl-gr-gfffl!”BOOM!My kitchen exploded with color and sound as a beam of light burst from my pot of soup. I squinted against the brightness, my already watery eyes clouding with tears. Just as quickly as it appeared, the light winked out and in its place was someone.Someone massive, muscled, and horned.“You called?” the sexy nightmare dripping my dinner all over the counter drawled.“Uhhhh, w-what?”“You summoned me.”“I what?!”“Summoned. Me.”“I think there’s been a mistake.”“No mistake. You summoned me.”“By accident!”“I think the bigger question is now that I’m here, what are you going to do with me?”“Do with you?”Inappropriate ideas whirled around in my mind like a cyclone on the loose. My unwelcome visitor waggled his eyebrows, making his pointy ears bounce up and down with the movement.“I have a few suggestions that end up with both of us covered in whatever you were cooking…”“Listen, pal, I don’t know who you think you are—”“How rude of me, red-nosed mortal! I am Zlgrghfl.”His name sounded just like the vowelless word I had been trying to pronounce out of alphabet pasta. I groaned, realizing I did summon this mischievous beast. As if my night couldn’t get any worse, I now had this headache to add to the list.“Zlgrghfl? Really?”“Yep. I’m the Demon Lord of Consonant Sorrow.”Hot, evil, and witty…I was doomed. less
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