Once upon a time, my life took a dark turnOr I guess, my life has been one dark turn after another. But this has got to take the freaking cake. Alone and heartbroken on a romantic weekend I’d planned for my cheating boyfriend, I stumble into a new world. A world where my hair is as long as Rapunzel’s and I’m trapped in a goddamn tower... moreOnce upon a time, my life took a dark turnOr I guess, my life has been one dark turn after another. But this has got to take the freaking cake. Alone and heartbroken on a romantic weekend I’d planned for my cheating boyfriend, I stumble into a new world. A world where my hair is as long as Rapunzel’s and I’m trapped in a goddamn tower.There are talking birds, shifters, plants that want to kill me, a curse over the land and an Evil Queen (capital E, capital Q) holding the people hostage and viciously murdering anyone she thinks might be a threat to her crown.Everyone has been waiting for a princess to save them.And they seem to think that I might be up for the job.I hate to disappoint, but I’m an orphan raised in foster care, who swears too much to be polite, prefers Doc Martens to glass slippers, and am in no way a waifish pretty princess.Once Upon a Dark Turn is a 124K word full length novel. Includes foul language and sexual scenes; any sex featured is consensual. This is a Why choose? novel, meaning the main character has more than one love interest. This book ends on a cliff hanger. less