High Fructose Corn Syrup Verse Series by Miyo Hunter

Who wants a shot at love and a pack of their very own? Not this b*tch. After growing up in the famous Stryker pack, with six dads, two moms and fifteen siblings, do you know what I want? To finally get some F*#! ING peace and quiet. Too bad I’ve perfumed and had to sign up at the Institute as an omega. Nothing will stand between me and my dream—to finally get a nice calm secretarial job—not even sexy twins or chiseled abs. At least, that's what I tell myself... moreWho wants a shot at love and a pack of their very own? Not this b*tch. After growing up in the famous Stryker pack, with six dads, two moms and fifteen siblings, do you know what I want? To finally get some F*#! ING peace and quiet. Too bad I’ve perfumed and had to sign up at the Institute as an omega. Nothing will stand between me and my dream—to finally get a nice calm secretarial job—not even sexy twins or chiseled abs. At least, that's what I tell myself. But when destiny crashes into all my careful plans with HOT scent matches, will I be able to cling to my hope for a simple life? Or will I let them sweep me off my feet? Knot Your Basic B*tch is an MMFM omegaverse parody. less

Nothing was going to stop me from having the wedding of my dreams—certainly not walking in on my now ex-fiance… when he was in somebody else. No, the wedding would still go on. The venue was booked, the flowers picked, the photographer and DJ hired… all that was left for me to find was a new groom. I had a few months left and a sparkly new dating app set up. Now I was off to my favorite bar, with my even more favorite bartender to find Mr. Right. What could possibly go wrong?