After one cheating boyfriend too many, thirty-two-year-old Elsie Starling abandons the collapsing social experiment known as men and signs up with MonsterMatch, an interworld dating agency. The perks are downright sinful. Human women are the only species capable of popping out monster babies, which makes her worshipped, protected, and paid an obscene amount of money for the divine blessing between her thighs.Honestly, after the Earth men she has survived, a little worship feels long overdue... moreAfter one cheating boyfriend too many, thirty-two-year-old Elsie Starling abandons the collapsing social experiment known as men and signs up with MonsterMatch, an interworld dating agency. The perks are downright sinful. Human women are the only species capable of popping out monster babies, which makes her worshipped, protected, and paid an obscene amount of money for the divine blessing between her thighs.Honestly, after the Earth men she has survived, a little worship feels long overdue.The more she surrenders to monster hands, monster mouths, and monster tails, the more she understands she is nothing like the others. Her Sacred Cream could tilt the seven kingdoms into full political meltdown.Which is exactly why someone far above the Citadel has already marked her as theirs, and they do not intend to share.
A filthy, heartfelt monster romcom for anyone who’s ever suspected the bear might be the safer choice.
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