Orc Pirate Series by Simon Archer

Kill them all. Take their Loot. Let the gods sort them out. Look at your library. Sadly, none of those books are about orc pirates, but if you bought this book, one of them could be. Now, look at this book. It’s about a badass orc on a giant pirate ship about to raid the closest human village. What’s in his hand? A big ass axe as he stomps up the gangplank to slaughter all who stand in his way. Look again. Now you’re saving the princess and she’s ever so grateful... moreKill them all. Take their Loot. Let the gods sort them out. Look at your library. Sadly, none of those books are about orc pirates, but if you bought this book, one of them could be. Now, look at this book. It’s about a badass orc on a giant pirate ship about to raid the closest human village. What’s in his hand? A big ass axe as he stomps up the gangplank to slaughter all who stand in his way. Look again. Now you’re saving the princess and she’s ever so grateful. Trust me, anything is possible when you’re an orc pirate and not a weakling. Please Note: This novel contains a harem and adult situations. You have been warned. less

Danger excites him. But Orc Pirate can’t fully enjoy it when those surrounding him are pitiful and weak. Thankfully, just hearing his exploits has made them powerful. So, even if something does happen to them, they’ll have nothing to fear. And when you read about his exploits, you too will have nothing to fear. Because even if Death himself comes for you on his pale horse, you will be so powerful, you won’t even be able to find a shirt able to contain your power... moreDanger excites him. But Orc Pirate can’t fully enjoy it when those surrounding him are pitiful and weak. Thankfully, just hearing his exploits has made them powerful. So, even if something does happen to them, they’ll have nothing to fear. And when you read about his exploits, you too will have nothing to fear. Because even if Death himself comes for you on his pale horse, you will be so powerful, you won’t even be able to find a shirt able to contain your power. And that’s something even Death will fear. So, are you ready to go shirtless? Because Orc Pirate is ready…. less