In Haven Hills, the women hold the keys — and the men don't get a say in when the lock comes off. Every October, the wives of this exclusive gated community enter a month-long competition: who can push her husband's devotion the furthest — without giving him any relief. The stakes are high. The tension is higher. And every man on the street is walking a little slower, breathing a little harder, and doing exactly what he's told. Until one of them stops... moreIn Haven Hills, the women hold the keys — and the men don't get a say in when the lock comes off. Every October, the wives of this exclusive gated community enter a month-long competition: who can push her husband's devotion the furthest — without giving him any relief. The stakes are high. The tension is higher. And every man on the street is walking a little slower, breathing a little harder, and doing exactly what he's told. Until one of them stops. Halfway through the month, one husband is suspiciously relaxed. Too calm. Too loose. Too satisfied — and in a community where satisfaction is strictly off the menu, that's the biggest scandal since the HOA was founded. Someone cheated. Someone gave in. And three women are about to tear this picture-perfect neighborhood apart to find out who. There's Brenda, who built the rules and takes the betrayal personally. Karen, who interrogates her husband the way other women arrange flowers — with terrifying precision. And Chad, glorious Chad, who's using the chaos as cover for the most spectacular jailbreak attempt in Haven Hills history. The truth? It's not what any of them expected. And it might just break them open in the best possible way. A standalone novella set in the world of Welcome to Chastitypolis. For readers who love the sass of Desperate Housewives, the secrets of Big Little Lies, and marriages where she's unapologetically in charge. less